Steve Barker: Peter's another name for weaner.
(laughs)

Special Olympics Athlete: You're a faker.
Thomas: a mother-faker!
Steve Barker: Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cukoo pops, uhh... Jeffy...
Special Olympics Athlete: Shut up you stupid a-s-s!

Winston: Hey steve, ask me *any* movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm..."Jaws"
Winston: That's a good movie.

Steve Barker: What's in that?
Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat.
Steve Barker: What kind of meat?
Glen: Raw meat!

Steve Barker: Can I have a slice of your doody?

Mark: I've seen better acting on porno

Steve Barker: Peter's another name for weaner.
(laughs)

(repeated line)
Billy: Oh my-lanta!

Gary: We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."

Winston: Hey steve, ask me *any* movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm..."Jaws"
Winston: That's a good movie.

Thomas: Goodbye, Hooker Lady!

Billy: Oh, Mylanta! You *are* my woman!

David Patrick: We stopped off for ice cream.
Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Thomas: I would definitely bring protection.

Lynn Sheridan: (to David) Go away, asshole!
Billy: (laughs) Lynn said A hole with S's!