Spawn: NO!
Clown: Oh, come on. You scream like a girl. Do it like this.
(high pitched)
Clown: AAAH! Someone's a little angry 'cause they died and went to...
(singing)
Clown: / Hello, my mutant, Hello, my carcass, Hello, my bug-infested corpse. /

Jason Wynn: You don't quit us, son. We are not the U.S. Postal Service.

Clown: No more clowning around. I'm not the Vindicator or the Victimizer or the Vaporizer or the Vibrator! I'm...
(shouts)
Clown: The Violator!

Clown: If you strike oil, half of it is mine.

Spawn: (imitating Jimmy Stewart) "Uh, well, well, every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings."
(farts twice)
Spawn: Oops, twins.

Clown: (while acting as a clown at Cyan's birthday party) I've got more tricks than a hooker!

Clown: Ooh. Burnt man walkin'.

(after defeating the Clown)
Spawn: Give my regards to your boss. Tell him he's next.

Jessica Priest: Looks like I'm up for a promotion.
Al Simmons: You wipe his ass, too?

Clown: (in cheerleader get-up as he watches Cyan) What a pretty little dress. I wonder if she's it in my size?
(begins cheering)
Clown: Spawnie, Spawnie, he's our man, if he can't kill 'em, no one can. Yay, Spawnie! S to the P to the A to the AWN, S to the P to the A to the AWN. Go, Spawnie, go Spawnie.

Clown: I say destroy the cosmos, ask questions later.

Clown: (imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger) You have been violated little girly man.

Spawn: Aren't there any normal people left on Earth? Or is everybody just back from Hell?

Spawn: You sent me to Hell, Jason! I'm here to return the favor!

Clown: (after Spawn cuts off his head) You're gonna pay for this. It's not over yet. I'll gum you to death. I'll bite you.
(tries to pick his head up with his tongue)
Clown: Hey, Wanda, how do you think of my little head, huh?
(the rest of his body melts as well as his head)
Clown: This is your last to join up. Think about it. Come on.
(his head continues to melt)
Clown: You'll pay for this.