Jesse Metcalfe is petitioning for a "Desperate Housewives" reboot and he's making some pretty passionate arguments in favor of it. The "Christmas Under The Stars" actor believes that he has a winning idea guaranteed to get the show back on the road . . . literally. Obviously the actor is a bit older than when he first starred as John, the hot young gardener having an affair with his married boss, but he told Parade he would reprise his role in a different way. "I think they could definitely reboot Desperate Housewives," said Metcalfe. "I could be like one of the parents of like the younger cast or something."

The heartthrob domestic worker turned even hotter father figure sounds like a trope that we the people can rally our support around. Metcalfe might've hit the jackpot with this idea and we stand solidly behind him in black dresses and matching pumps.